Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
