So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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