Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
We are two peas in an std pod
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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