She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Your topless pictures make me question reality
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
