in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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