Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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