Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
that is very illegal...i love you.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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