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this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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