i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
PANTIES FOUND
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