He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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