so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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