her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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