.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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