Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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