It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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