I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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