He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i just sent this text using only my big toe
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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