Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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