You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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