do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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