I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I will pee on everything he values.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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