doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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