she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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