so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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