Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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