so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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