Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize