Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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