I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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