He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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