with your own penis?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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