is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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