Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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