I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
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