So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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