i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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