i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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