I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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