We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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