Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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