Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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