try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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