well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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