He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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