Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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