thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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