69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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