We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I just had sex on a roof
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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