I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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