Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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