my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
