I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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