If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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