my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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