i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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