remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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